Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Posts archive for: 18 January, 2008
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Love is in the Air
@ 18 Jan. 2008 – 10:18:57 am
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Splits... Spits
@ 18 Jan. 2008 – 10:17:50 am
I said to the Gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said: “How flexible are you?” I said: “I can't make Tuesdays.”
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When a duck becomes a Pig
@ 18 Jan. 2008 – 10:16:11 am
A woman goes into a cafe with a duck. She puts the duck on a stool and sits next to it. The waiter comes over and says: “Hey! That's the ugliest pig that I have ever seen.” The woman says: “It’s a duck, not a pig.” And the Waiter says: “I was talking to the duck.”
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What went wrong?
@ 18 Jan. 2008 – 10:15:12 am
A woman told her friend: “For eighteen years my husband and I were the happiest people in the world! Then we met.”
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No Fishbowl Here
@ 18 Jan. 2008 – 10:13:22 am
Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says ‘Do you know how to drive this?’ -
Freudian Slip Indeed
@ 18 Jan. 2008 – 10:11:45 am
A patient says: “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: “Could you please pass the butter.” But instead I said: “You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life”.”
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