A young boy sees a pirate stading with one wooden peg for a leg, a hook for a hand, and wearing a patch over one eye. he goes over to the pirate and asks, "Mr Pirate, how is it you have a wooden stump for a foot?"
The pirate replies, "AAARRRGGGHHH!! i was off de Spanish Main, and in a fight, and a swashbuckler chopped off me leg, and now i have a wooden leg"
"Oh" replies the boy. "so how is it you have a hook for a hand, Mr. Pirate?"
"AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! i was in the caspian sea, fighting with some land lubbers on the beach, and one o dem chopped off me hand, and now i have a hook. AAARRRGGGGHHHH!"
"Oh my. so Mr Pirate, let me guess how you got the patch. you were in the indian ocean and in a fight and someone stabbed you in the eye and now you wear a patch?"
"ARRRGGHHH. Wrong lad! i was in the Caribbean Seas, and looked up at the mast, and a filthy feathered flyer shat in me eye."
"Bu... But that can't cause you to lose your eye entirely, Mr. Pirate?" the boy said, beginning to suspect everything the pirate said before.
"Indeed you're right, lad. ARRRGGGHHH! but i' twas the first day with me new hook...."
