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Opps! From trintrin1x in Trinax (8 hours old)

So funny!Natalie has been seeing this guy for a good few weeks and she phoned him when she got in tonight,The guy must not have realised he pressed the answer botton on his phone so early because,All … more

Blah de blah de blah From trintrin1x in Trinax (9 hours old)

I had seen some lovely jewelry at asda to go with my dress,So i went down tonight and bought it,A necklace and a cuff thing,I came home and natalie said "think that necklace will be a bit too much wit… more

Missing From trintrin1x in Trinax (17 hours old)

Jade nearly got a skelpit leatherin today,I was sitting in the chapel car park and watching the kids come out the school,Jade comes out a certain door so i was watching for her pink jacket and then i … more

Rub it in why don't ya From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

It is one of natalies pals 18th birthday today,Natalie just told me she got a car from her parents as one of her presents,It sort of pale's Natalies piddly birthday present into significance,"sigh" It… more

Cowfail From mosizhill in funnyfuckinshit (1 day old)

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Think i will walk thanks From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

On the way to the shopping centre with my sis today, she was driving along quite the thing (like a maniac as usual) but the street she was on was exceptionaly bumpy and i said "For goodness sake" as i… more

Dress sorted for Saturday From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

So it ended up i didn't go into town today as Natalie didn't want to go because it was raining,I met up with my big sis and we went to the big shoping centre near hers,It had a "Topshop" and that is w… more

Breakie From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

I was starving when i got up this morning,So i had some breakfast which is unusual for me,Jade said "Mum you are having breakfast" I had toast and mackrel in tomato sauce and it was delishious,All Jad… more

Quick Quiz XXX - The Results From NotBob ^Pro in The Official Quick Quiz (2 days old)

This week we managed to complete the quiz in 35mins 28secs, which isn't too bad. In third place we have la_spice with 1 point. Second place with 3 points is the boredrich This week's winner o… more

Quick Quiz XXX From NotBob ^Pro in The Official Quick Quiz (2 days old)

1960s Flower Power 1Which 1967 hit mentions members of The Byrd and The Lovin' Spoonful in its lyrics?"Creeque Alley" by The Mamas & The Papas 2Which guitarist produced "Something int the Air" b… more

Quiz Night From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (2 days old)

Yup, It's ready and waiting to hit your screens at 9PM GMT over on the Official Quick Quiz channel! I warn you, though, that you may need to put on your flares and stick some flowers in your hair..… more

Another cullinary delight From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

I have made home made cottage pie for dinner tonight,We will see how it goes down,Or not as the case may be xx… more

vintage,i'm vintage From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

My big sis came down yesterday,My neice was with her and we went for lunch with my pal for her birthday,it was lovely,Then my neice wanted to go into the charity shops to look for vintage clothes,she … more

Fail! From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

My nephew failed his driving test this morning, "numpty!" xx… more

No Way Back From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (2 days old)

That's it. This is the point of no return. The job application has been completed and is winging its way to the relevant personnel right now. Now I can relax a bit before panicking about the cosy… more

missed call From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

My house phone rang at 1.50am this morning,But Mo being a plonker and half awake thought it was the alarm (as he uses that for an alarm) so just lifted it off the bit it sits in and put it back down a… more

Some morning I've had From trintrin1x in Trinax (3 days old)

I have had one hell of a morning,Natalie was running about getting ready to go to college,Then at 8.15 she says "Come on mum i need to go i am going to miss my train"So we rush out the door,i hadn't e… more

A Birthday lunch From trintrin1x in Trinax (3 days old)

It is my best pals birthday today,So we are treating her to a birtday lunch ,I am just back from Aldi's,i went for a nosey,Sometimes you get a good bargain in there if you go at the right time,I picke… more

Leonberger (sounded like a lager to me) From trintrin1x in Trinax (4 days old)

I took my young sis and her wee dog Frosti to the vets (the one you give a donation to)this morning,He has been refusing to put weight on one of his hind legs since Friday,We went and after a wait we … more

Johnny B. Goode From NotBob ^Pro in The Ferret (4 days old)

Let's get some real classics running through your ears! :D Charles Edward "Chuck" Berry (born October 18, 1926) is an American guitarist, singer, and songwriter. Chuck Berry is one of the … more

TE ESPERO. From SharitoMar ^Pro in Solamente quiero escribir mi poesía. (4 days old)

Te espero en cada anochecer, mis ojos se extravían en la ruta que dejan las sombras, que sigilosas danzan entre los árboles, escapando del beso lunar. Te espero mientras el río cor… more

I Return Bearing Great News From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (4 days old)

First news story is that sometime this afternoon Lappy died. :( Well, it was getting a little old and cranky, so at ten to five I left work and headed for Curry's and picked up a smart new lappy for… more

A lovely lunch From trintrin1x in Trinax (5 days old)

Went visiting today again,This time we met in my dad's cousins house his name is Austin,His mum and dad were there (the ones with Alzheimers)Charlotte (my dads other cousin/ Austins sister was there t… more

Emotional Constipation From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (7 days old)

Back,briefly, from my break. Check this! Thanks for your definition of emotional constipation! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com. It should appe… more

Duff film From trintrin1x in Trinax (8 days old)

Watched that film "Paranormal Activity" last night,OMG what a load of crap,People had been talking so highly of it as well,The only thing remotely scary happened about 15 mins before it finished,I hav… more

I'm such a bitch! From trintrin1x in Trinax (8 days old)

Jade was sittting doing her homework tonight and had not copied it out as she was supposed to,So she had to rub it all out and start again,She was not happy about this and started moaning and crying,I… more

Definitely This Time From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (9 days old)

I'm shutting down, unless something major happens in my life. I will, of course, try to keep up with everyone else, so that I'm not too far out of the loop on my return so don't be surprised if I p… more

Quick Quiz XXIX - The Results From NotBob ^Pro in The Official Quick Quiz (9 days old)

This week we managed to complete the quiz in 26mins 49secs, thanks to a lucky guess by MASSappeal! In third place we have boredrich with 2½ points. Second place with 3 points is the jackf… more

Quick Quiz XXIX From NotBob ^Pro in The Official Quick Quiz (9 days old)

1960s Motown 1Motown's first signing, The Matadors, found success after changing their name to what?Smokey Robinson and the Miracles 2What was the name of the label's headquarters and recording stud… more

Lest We Forget From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (9 days old)

LEST WE FORGETIn mind of all servicemen and women past and present, and their families and friends.Bless you all for your efforts for this country and this society. You will not be f… more