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<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-11-22:/</id><title>Quick Quips Online - Faheem's Blog</title><link rel="self" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/feed/atom/comments/"/><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/"/><subtitle>because days may seem long and our will not as strong, i created a blog, in which i log - the funniest jokes you would have read. you're sure to laugh, then cry, then dead!</subtitle><generator version="1.0">MokoFeed</generator><updated>2009-11-22T11:02:21+01:00</updated><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-08-04:/2009/08/02/a-drunk-using-the-bathroom-6638903/#c10585531</id><title>In response to:A Drunk Using The Bathroom</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/a-drunk-using-the-bathroom-6638903/#c10585531"/><author><name>NotBob</name></author><published>2009-08-04T10:31:21+02:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T10:31:21+02:00</updated><content type="html">LMFAO!  :))</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-08-04:/2009/08/02/porcelain-poetry-6638899/#c10585514</id><title>In response to:Porcelain Poetry</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/porcelain-poetry-6638899/#c10585514"/><author><name>NotBob</name></author><published>2009-08-04T10:30:04+02:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T10:30:04+02:00</updated><content type="html">Hehe!  :D  Keep 'em coming!</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-07-07:/2009/07/07/roti-6463142/#c10358144</id><title>In response to:Roti</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/07/07/roti-6463142/#c10358144"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2009-07-07T09:19:14+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T09:19:14+02:00</updated><content type="html">Chapati! :)) xx</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-04-22:/2009/04/22/employment-wanted-or-else-5988518/#c9718648</id><title>In response to:Employment Wanted... or Else!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/04/22/employment-wanted-or-else-5988518/#c9718648"/><author><name>deleted user</name></author><published>2009-04-22T17:17:44+02:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T17:17:44+02:00</updated><content type="html">sounds the perfect candidate actually. At least he is honest</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-04-07:/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9593220</id><title>In response to:Confucius Say:</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9593220"/><author><name>faheem</name></author><published>2009-04-07T13:47:30+02:00</published><updated>2009-04-07T13:47:30+02:00</updated><content type="html">great to be back. &lt;br&gt;
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i was sailing the topical seas and learnt a great lesson - keep the ocean out of the boat!&lt;br&gt;
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More to come. ;) Faheem</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-03-26:/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9490613</id><title>In response to:Confucius Say:</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9490613"/><author><name>NotBob</name></author><published>2009-03-26T20:17:27+01:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T20:17:27+01:00</updated><content type="html">Good to see you back, Faheem!&lt;br&gt;
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Cracking post.  :))</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-01-17:/2007/09/27/office_dares_this_game_is_fun~3049585/#c8831269</id><title>In response to:Office Dares. This game is fun!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2007/09/27/office_dares_this_game_is_fun~3049585/#c8831269"/><author><name>georgia</name></author><published>2009-01-17T20:34:34+01:00</published><updated>2009-01-17T20:34:34+01:00</updated><content type="html">hello</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-09-22:/2008/09/22/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-4762833/#c7812431</id><title>In response to:I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY   KIDS...</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/09/22/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-4762833/#c7812431"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2008-09-22T16:45:36+02:00</published><updated>2008-09-22T16:45:36+02:00</updated><content type="html">Brilliant :)) xx</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-07-19:/2008/07/18/rules-for-work-4464877/#c7319582</id><title>In response to:Rules For Work</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/07/18/rules-for-work-4464877/#c7319582"/><author><name>NotBob</name></author><published>2008-07-19T11:16:29+02:00</published><updated>2008-07-19T11:16:29+02:00</updated><content type="html">I think I need a copy of this pinned to my desk.  :))</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-27:/2008/06/27/who-is-god-4372586/#c7149377</id><title>In response to:Who Is God?</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/27/who-is-god-4372586/#c7149377"/><author><name>jackfrost</name></author><published>2008-06-27T17:31:52+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-27T17:31:52+02:00</updated><content type="html">:))</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-26:/2008/06/26/doh-4367406/#c7143595</id><title>In response to:Doh!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/doh-4367406/#c7143595"/><author><name>NotBob</name></author><published>2008-06-26T22:37:45+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T22:37:45+02:00</updated><content type="html">D'oh! Blonde moment! &lt;img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/icq/rofl.gif"&gt;</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-26:/2008/06/26/professional-paul-4367382/#c7139640</id><title>In response to:Professional Paul</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/professional-paul-4367382/#c7139640"/><author><name>technomist</name></author><published>2008-06-26T15:35:15+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T15:35:15+02:00</updated><content type="html">That'll be an Off License. Liquor Stores are something they have on the other side of the Atlantic. </content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-18:/2008/06/18/a-joker-for-a-brother-4332410/#c7075423</id><title>In response to:A joker for a brother</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/18/a-joker-for-a-brother-4332410/#c7075423"/><author><name>technomist</name></author><published>2008-06-18T16:57:16+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T16:57:16+02:00</updated><content type="html">Good one. :)</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-16:/2008/06/16/the-youths-these-days-argh-4322961/#c7055725</id><title>In response to:The Youths These Days... ARGH!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/16/the-youths-these-days-argh-4322961/#c7055725"/><author><name>SmallAndMighty</name></author><published>2008-06-16T15:40:31+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-16T15:40:31+02:00</updated><content type="html">I like lol</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-10:/2008/06/10/drunk-driving-dead-4298208/#c7012808</id><title>In response to:Drunk Driving = Dead!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/drunk-driving-dead-4298208/#c7012808"/><author><name>jackfrost</name></author><published>2008-06-10T18:48:09+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-10T18:48:09+02:00</updated><content type="html">in the UK there is an automatic ban of one year ..no jail sentence!:)</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-10:/2008/06/10/breath-taking-4298215/#c7012769</id><title>In response to:Breath Taking</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/breath-taking-4298215/#c7012769"/><author><name>jackfrost</name></author><published>2008-06-10T18:43:06+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-10T18:43:06+02:00</updated><content type="html">Bet the trips to the chicken petting farm have been cancelled</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-03:/2008/06/03/dancing-doughnuts-4264129/#c6957374</id><title>In response to:Dancing Doughnuts</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/03/dancing-doughnuts-4264129/#c6957374"/><author><name>kevinwilson</name></author><published>2008-06-03T18:50:26+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T18:50:26+02:00</updated><content type="html">that is BAD!</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-28:/2008/05/13/what-a-big-butt-you-have-mr-wolf-4168726/#c6907196</id><title>In response to:What a big butt you have, Mr. Wolf!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/13/what-a-big-butt-you-have-mr-wolf-4168726/#c6907196"/><author><name>ankur</name></author><published>2008-05-28T09:26:15+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T09:26:15+02:00</updated><content type="html">haha its Funny</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-28:/2008/05/14/an-ode-to-a-fart-from-the-bottom-of-my-h-4174809/#c6907182</id><title>In response to:An Ode to a Fart, from the bottom of my heart</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/14/an-ode-to-a-fart-from-the-bottom-of-my-h-4174809/#c6907182"/><author><name>ankur</name></author><published>2008-05-28T09:24:54+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T09:24:54+02:00</updated><content type="html">Haha Funny</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-15:/2008/05/15/lie-detector-robot-4179280/#c6810679</id><title>In response to:Lie Detector Robot</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/15/lie-detector-robot-4179280/#c6810679"/><author><name>kevinwilson</name></author><published>2008-05-15T22:58:35+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T22:58:35+02:00</updated><content type="html">nice one .... thanks!</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-08:/2008/05/08/notification-to-all-staff-regarding-lang-4148690/#c6756801</id><title>In response to:NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/08/notification-to-all-staff-regarding-lang-4148690/#c6756801"/><author><name>deleted user</name></author><published>2008-05-08T19:33:15+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T19:33:15+02:00</updated><content type="html">good one for old Nick I reckon</content></entry><entry><id>tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-04-14:/2008/04/14/title-4043984/#c6564418</id><title>In response to:title-4043984</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/04/14/title-4043984/#c6564418"/><author><name>kevinwilson</name></author><published>2008-04-14T18:47:09+02:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T18:47:09+02:00</updated><content type="html">:))&lt;br&gt;
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mind you it looks like it could be a phone number??</content></entry></feed>
