http://faheem.blog.co.uk/because days may seem long and our will not as strong, i created a blog, in which i log - the funniest jokes you would have read. you're sure to laugh, then cry, then dead!en-UKMokoFeed10http://faheem.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/8f/d214c920ffa551c3cb8af7d2733ce9_160x200.jpghttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/a-drunk-using-the-bathroom-6638903/#c10585531tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-08-04:/2009/08/02/a-drunk-using-the-bathroom-6638903/#c10585531Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:31:21 +0200LMFAO! :))http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/a-drunk-using-the-bathroom-6638903/#c10585531http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/porcelain-poetry-6638899/#c10585514tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-08-04:/2009/08/02/porcelain-poetry-6638899/#c10585514Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:30:04 +0200Hehe! :D Keep 'em coming!http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/porcelain-poetry-6638899/#c10585514http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/07/07/roti-6463142/#c10358144tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-07-07:/2009/07/07/roti-6463142/#c10358144Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:19:14 +0200Chapati! :)) xxhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/07/07/roti-6463142/#c10358144http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/04/22/employment-wanted-or-else-5988518/#c9718648tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-04-22:/2009/04/22/employment-wanted-or-else-5988518/#c9718648Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:17:44 +0200sounds the perfect candidate actually. At least he is honesthttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/04/22/employment-wanted-or-else-5988518/#c9718648http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9593220tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-04-07:/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9593220Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:47:30 +0200great to be back. <br> <br> i was sailing the topical seas and learnt a great lesson - keep the ocean out of the boat!<br> <br> More to come. ;) Faheemhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9593220http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9490613tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-03-26:/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9490613Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:17:27 +0100Good to see you back, Faheem!<br> <br> Cracking post. :))http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/confucius-say-5836572/#c9490613http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2007/09/27/office_dares_this_game_is_fun~3049585/#c8831269tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2009-01-17:/2007/09/27/office_dares_this_game_is_fun~3049585/#c8831269Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:34:34 +0100hellohttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2007/09/27/office_dares_this_game_is_fun~3049585/#c8831269http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/09/22/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-4762833/#c7812431tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-09-22:/2008/09/22/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-4762833/#c7812431Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:45:36 +0200Brilliant :)) xxhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/09/22/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-4762833/#c7812431http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/07/18/rules-for-work-4464877/#c7319582tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-07-19:/2008/07/18/rules-for-work-4464877/#c7319582Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:16:29 +0200I think I need a copy of this pinned to my desk. :))http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/07/18/rules-for-work-4464877/#c7319582http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/27/who-is-god-4372586/#c7149377tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-27:/2008/06/27/who-is-god-4372586/#c7149377Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:31:52 +0200:))http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/27/who-is-god-4372586/#c7149377http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/doh-4367406/#c7143595tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-26:/2008/06/26/doh-4367406/#c7143595Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:37:45 +0200D'oh! Blonde moment! <img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/icq/rofl.gif">http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/doh-4367406/#c7143595http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/professional-paul-4367382/#c7139640tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-26:/2008/06/26/professional-paul-4367382/#c7139640Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:35:15 +0200That'll be an Off License. Liquor Stores are something they have on the other side of the Atlantic. http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/26/professional-paul-4367382/#c7139640http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/18/a-joker-for-a-brother-4332410/#c7075423tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-18:/2008/06/18/a-joker-for-a-brother-4332410/#c7075423Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:57:16 +0200Good one. :)http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/18/a-joker-for-a-brother-4332410/#c7075423http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/16/the-youths-these-days-argh-4322961/#c7055725tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-16:/2008/06/16/the-youths-these-days-argh-4322961/#c7055725Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:40:31 +0200I like lolhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/16/the-youths-these-days-argh-4322961/#c7055725http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/drunk-driving-dead-4298208/#c7012808tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-10:/2008/06/10/drunk-driving-dead-4298208/#c7012808Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:48:09 +0200in the UK there is an automatic ban of one year ..no jail sentence!:)http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/drunk-driving-dead-4298208/#c7012808http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/breath-taking-4298215/#c7012769tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-10:/2008/06/10/breath-taking-4298215/#c7012769Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:43:06 +0200Bet the trips to the chicken petting farm have been cancelledhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/breath-taking-4298215/#c7012769http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/03/dancing-doughnuts-4264129/#c6957374tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-06-03:/2008/06/03/dancing-doughnuts-4264129/#c6957374Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:50:26 +0200that is BAD!http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/06/03/dancing-doughnuts-4264129/#c6957374http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/13/what-a-big-butt-you-have-mr-wolf-4168726/#c6907196tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-28:/2008/05/13/what-a-big-butt-you-have-mr-wolf-4168726/#c6907196Wed, 28 May 2008 09:26:15 +0200haha its Funnyhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/13/what-a-big-butt-you-have-mr-wolf-4168726/#c6907196http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/14/an-ode-to-a-fart-from-the-bottom-of-my-h-4174809/#c6907182tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-28:/2008/05/14/an-ode-to-a-fart-from-the-bottom-of-my-h-4174809/#c6907182Wed, 28 May 2008 09:24:54 +0200Haha Funnyhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/14/an-ode-to-a-fart-from-the-bottom-of-my-h-4174809/#c6907182http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/15/lie-detector-robot-4179280/#c6810679tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-15:/2008/05/15/lie-detector-robot-4179280/#c6810679Thu, 15 May 2008 22:58:35 +0200nice one .... thanks!http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/15/lie-detector-robot-4179280/#c6810679http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/08/notification-to-all-staff-regarding-lang-4148690/#c6756801tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-05-08:/2008/05/08/notification-to-all-staff-regarding-lang-4148690/#c6756801Thu, 08 May 2008 19:33:15 +0200good one for old Nick I reckonhttp://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/05/08/notification-to-all-staff-regarding-lang-4148690/#c6756801http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/04/14/title-4043984/#c6564418tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-04-14:/2008/04/14/title-4043984/#c6564418Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:47:09 +0200:))<br> <br> http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/04/14/title-4043984/#c6564418http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/02/11/world_s_easiest_quiz~3712861/#c6025149tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-02-11:/2008/02/11/world_s_easiest_quiz~3712861/#c6025149Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:42:40 +0100brilliant - as usual!http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/02/11/world_s_easiest_quiz~3712861/#c6025149http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/02/11/world_s_easiest_quiz~3712861/#c6025133tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-02-11:/2008/02/11/world_s_easiest_quiz~3712861/#c6025133Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:40:41 +0100Can I phone a friend?http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/02/11/world_s_easiest_quiz~3712861/#c6025133http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/31/work_that_ass~3660942/#c5917389tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-01-31:/2008/01/31/work_that_ass~3660942/#c5917389Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:39:21 +0100<img src="http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif">http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/31/work_that_ass~3660942/#c5917389http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/24/very_strange_but_true~3627463/#c5849229tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-01-24:/2008/01/24/very_strange_but_true~3627463/#c5849229Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:06:13 +0100nowt as strange as folk..:)):))http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/24/very_strange_but_true~3627463/#c5849229http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/18/love_is_in_the_air~3596165/#c5783518tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-01-18:/2008/01/18/love_is_in_the_air~3596165/#c5783518Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:22:58 +0100<img src="http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif">http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/18/love_is_in_the_air~3596165/#c5783518http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/01/happy_new_year_everybody~3514294/#c5746530tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-01-15:/2008/01/01/happy_new_year_everybody~3514294/#c5746530Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:39:01 +0100HERE HERE!!!http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/01/happy_new_year_everybody~3514294/#c5746530http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/07/job_vacancy~3541469/#c5679159tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-01-08:/2008/01/07/job_vacancy~3541469/#c5679159Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:36:18 +0100but is the number in service, you think?http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/07/job_vacancy~3541469/#c5679159http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/07/job_vacancy~3541469/#c5672017tag:faheem.blog.co.uk,2008-01-07:/2008/01/07/job_vacancy~3541469/#c5672017Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:37:28 +0100the answer is 42!!! it alwys is...its the answer to EVERYTHING...can i have the job!!<br> <br> <br> mind you it looks like it could be a phone number??http://faheem.blog.co.uk/2008/01/07/job_vacancy~3541469/#c5672017