jokes

Men strike back! from faheem 756 days old

(It was just a matter of time, really ) How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why ...

3 Little Ducks from faheem 809 days old

Three little ducks go into a Bar. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" ...

Big Shot Trini from faheem 809 days old

Joe grew up in Barataria, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to T&T because he felt he could be a Big Shot at ...

Blonde Bank Robber from faheem 816 days old

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front ...

Newlywed Chinese from faheem 816 days old

A young Chinese couple gets married - he's a chef and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. ...

No Feela Fita from faheem 816 days old

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The ...

Japanese Fart from faheem 816 days old

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of ...

He duct-taped his Dick?! from faheem 816 days old

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that ...

A Word to the Wise from faheem 816 days old

Always remember you' re unique. Just like everyone else.

Mermaid Sex from faheem 816 days old

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he ...